It's been two weeks and a day since Hero Ad Hoc was released, and two weeks and a day before Hero De Novo comes out. So, I think it's fairly safe to give y'all a taste of what happens next...
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Rey Garcia stared at the woman with the gun, her words ringing through his head. They brainwashed Captain Justice to kill my ex-boyfriend. The Ghost Owl.
No. Tim couldn’t be dead. And how could I have killed him if I was a prisoner in this Corvus lab?
Despite the sick feeling in his stomach at the strange woman’s words, Rey tried to laugh, but pain shot through his side. The monster’s claws had cut deep enough to see bone, but he was pretty sure they hadn’t puncture his lungs. He wouldn’t have been able to draw a proper breath for his weak chuckle if they had.
“C’mon. The Ghost Owl is a Canyon Pointe urban myth,” Rey said. “How could Captain Justice kill a children’s tale?” Despite the drugged haze the morning he was abducted, he definitely remembered the man who looked just like him. Dios, if his doppelgänger had killed Tim, how could he live with himself? Bile rose in the back of Rey’s throat. And if the imposter had infiltrated his real life, that meant Aisha and their baby were in danger as well.
The woman gave him a suspicious look.
“I grew up on the east side of the Pointe.” He shrugged. “Everyone knows the story. Jatz’om Kuh, the Ghost Owl, is nothing more than the Robin Hood tale for this century.”
“No, he exists. Here.” The woman poked around the shelves of the lab some more. She pulled out a set of scrubs and shoved them at Rey. “These will work until we get to the mainland.”
“The mainland?” He accepted the wad of blue-green clothes. “What mainland? There aren’t any islands in Lake Del Oro.”
She paused and stared at him. “You really have no idea of where you are, do you?”
He shook his head.
“We’ll discuss it once we’re out of here.” She continued rummaging through equipment and supplies.
“No. We need to discuss it now.” He was fairly certain he heard the rhythm of the sea, but it could be the Gulf of Mexico or the Pacific Ocean for all he knew.
A shiver ran through him. What if Corvus had taken him from the U.S.? How would he ever get back across the border? Harri Winters, one of his attorneys, had pulled a lot of strings to make it look like he was born there, even though Mama had said more than once she had carried him to the U.S. from Honduras. But he hadn’t carried any ID the morning he was abducted. No superhero in their right mind would carry their civilian ID with them when responding to an emergency.
The woman sighed and shook her head. “We’re on an abandoned oil rig off the coast of Java.”
“What?” His heart sank at his predicament. “You mean as in the capital island of Indonesia Java?”
“Why are you stalling? You said you were worried about Corvus agents coming back here.” She stopped shuffling through the last supply cabinet. Again, the suspicious look from the woman.
“I am, but for all I know, you could be one of them,” he said.
“How’d Corvus get you here?”
“I’m not sure.”
When she raised her gun and pointed it at him again, he tried to look non-threatening. He couldn’t risk injuring his only potential ally.
“The last thing I clearly remember is getting a text about an emergency and to come into work early.” He shook his head. “I got dressed and was flying—” He swallowed hard at his slip. “Down the freeway.” He hated lying to anyone, but as both Aisha and Harri repeatedly pointed out, total honesty could be a detriment in the superhero business.
Her eyes narrowed. “Are you registered?”
Dios, she was sharp. But given her admitted rage at Captain Justice, telling her he was the real thing wasn’t smart.
“My attorney was working on it before Corvus abducted me.” Which was true if he stretched the definition of truth. He sighed. “I’m not even sure how long I’ve been here, much less if it was really Corvus.” The head of the top secret organization had taken a personal interest in Rey years ago. He couldn’t imagine General Trubble not coming in to gloat over Rey’s capture. But as far as Rey knew, Trubble had never come here.
The stranger lowered her weapon again.
Rey ran his tongue over his dry lips. “What happened to the Ghost Owl in this epic battle between him and Captain Justice? If the real guy is as good as the myth—”
“The Ghost Owl wasn’t a super.” The woman slid into an undamaged chair and popped a flashdrive into a port on the last functioning computer work station. “He had enough tricks up his sleeves to fool a lot of people, but in the end, he was a mortal man.”
“So are you going after Captain Justice?”
“Not exactly.” The woman sagged in her seat. “According to the rumor mill, an unknown female super claiming to be the Ghost Owl killed him.”
“A woman? But you said…”
The stranger looked at him and rolled her eyes. “I know, right? So insecure she couldn’t create her own super persona? What a pussy!” She turned back to the monitor.
“But you just said the Ghost Owl was your ex-boyfriend, and you don’t know who she is?”
“I’m guessing she’s a family member.” The woman’s fingers danced across the keyboard. “An illegitimate daughter or something.”
“If Captain Justice is dead, there’s no one to exact your vengeance on,” Rey said.
“I’m going to find this woman, and then I’m going after Corvus, like I should have done years ago.”
“What’s your issue with Corvus?”
“Besides the possibility they were the ones who were mind-controlling Captain Justice?” She whirled on the chair to face him. Anger sparked in her eyes. “Those assholes used the Supervillainy Act of 1947 to take my daughters from me.”
Tuesday, April 30, 2019
Monday, April 15, 2019
New Release Day!
I'm so excited about this release because I'm alive, healthy, and sticking to my writing and publishing schedule. Considering a year ago, I was facing some serious and possibly life-ending news, I'm more excited about a release than normal.
Don't worry. I leave the initial trilogy on a good note, though I leave it open for sequels. I'm enjoying this series too much not to write more books. *grin*
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Thanks so much for reading!
Friday, April 12, 2019
Hero Ad Hoc - Chapter 4
Here's your last little taste of my latest superhero adventure before Hero Ad Hoc drops on Monday!
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Aisha bobbed in the air above her new couch, which was where Tim tethered her with her bathrobe belt while he fiddled with stuff in his equipment bag. Thankfully, the rest of her furniture arrived three days before everything hit the fan. Nothing else in the loft was heavy enough to hold her down other than their mattress. After the hugging incident in the atrium this morning, she didn’t want Rey to get the wrong idea about her and Tim by being alone with him in the bedroom.
The loft door rolled open. Rey entered with a woman she presumed was the mysterious Serena.
She turned out to be a green-haired young woman with a variety of features that said mixed-race and skin a shade darker than Aisha’s. Serena’s hand covered her mouth when she spotted Aisha. From the glint in her gorgeous, and equally green, eyes, Serena was trying not to laugh.
Aisha crossed her arms and glared at the younger woman. “If you can’t help, then get out of my home.”
The younger woman immediately sobered. “I apologize, Ms. Franklin. I know the sudden appearance of powers can be frightening.”
“I’m not frightened. I’m pissed,” Aisha snapped. And it was true. Any fear from this morning had disappeared when she had to grab the freaking toilet seat and hold on for dear life in order to do her business. “It’s bad enough I’ll look like a Macy’s balloon in eight months, but I’m already floating like one!”
Serena tossed her large bag on the couch. “First, we need to figure out if it’s the baby who has the powers or if it’s you.”
Aisha threw her hands up in the air. “Why the hell would I have powers now when I’ve never had them before?”
“You might have HRSP. Pregnancy hormones can do some strange things to a woman’s body.” Serena grinned. “My mom was also non-powered when she wasn’t pregnant, but she had a different ability with me and each of my four siblings. In my case, she was constantly setting stuff on fire.”
Aisha swallowed a groan. Hormone related super powers, aka HRSP, wasn’t the worst thing that could happen in a pregnancy, but it would be damn inconvenient if she started to float in front of cameras during a press conference for one of their clients.
“I guess I should be thankful I don’t have some destructive ability,” she said.
“Yep, my aunt started developing pure calcium deposits on her skin,” Serena tugged on the terrycloth tied to Aisha’s ankle, pulling her down toward the couch. “Couldn’t take a shower without blowing up the bathroom. Can you imagine not bathing for nine months? Rey, you wanna hang on to your girlfriend and keep her within my reach?” She turned to Tim. “You got my payment?”
The inventor grinned and held out a blue plastic rectangle the size of a shoebox with a wand attached. “One portable ultrasound device, madam.”
Rey flew up a couple of feet and wrapped Aisha in his arms before settling them both on the couch. Aisha wouldn’t have minded sitting on his lap if they didn’t have company, but it was aggravating as hell that it was the only way she could stay in place.
As she untied the belt from her ankle, she eyed the green-haired woman suspiciously. “Do you have a medical degree of some kind?”
“Does school count?” Serena pulled a stethoscope out of her bag.
“Not really,” Aisha said sourly.
“I’m working on my degree to become a physician’s assistant.” Serena looked at her, all joking gone. “You can go to your regular doctor, but do you know what’s going to happen if you do?”
Aisha knew all too well. Part of the Superhero Act of 1945 allowed the federal government to “rescue” babies with powers if they could justify to a judge the parents’ inability to handle things. With the recent attacks by Corvus, the Attorney General could easily claim hers and Rey’s lifestyle put any baby in eminent danger, which was why she hadn’t called her own doctor. In theory, the reason for a government guardianship was to give the kids a safe place to learn control of their abilities, but a lot of childcare experts questioned what the government nannies did to the kids. “Obviously, Rey didn’t tell you what I do for a living.”
If possible, Serena became even more somber. “Ms. Franklin, everybody in the neighborhood knows who and what you and Ms. Winters are. Rey isn’t the only super living around here. And the only reason I’m making a house call is because Rey and Jatz’om Kuh vouched for you.”
Two realizations struck as hard as one of Sparx’s electric bolts. The first being Serena knew Tim’s secret identity. The other made her heart break. “Your parents hid you and your brothers and sisters.”
“Not on purpose at first. Actually, my dad’s gift is the ability to hide a super’s freaky EEG readings, including his own.” Serena’s smile was gentle. “Now, shush while I check your heart.”
Biting her tongue, Aisha remained silent while the younger woman checked her heartbeat, her breathing, and her blood pressure. But when Serena took Tim’s invention from him, Aisha couldn’t keep quiet any longer.
“Don’t you need gel for an ultrasound?”
Tim shook his head. “Nope. Serena wanted something a little more powerful than standard equipment so she’s not limited in what she can do with it. This can resolve internal pictures closer to the level of an MRI machine than a standard ultrasound.” He grinned. “It’s one of the patents I want you to file.”
Serena reached for the top of the blue box, and his grin disappeared. “Wait! Don’t turn it on yet!” He headed back to the island that separated the kitchen from the living area and reached into his equipment bag. He produced a set of headphones. “For Rey’s ears.”
Once Rey was wearing the noise canceling headphones, Serena lifted the lid on top of the blue box, which had a screen, and pulled out a wand connected to the box by a long cord. She flipped on the power.
A high-pitched noise pierced Aisha’s eardrums. She cried out and slapped her palms over her ears.
Serena instantly punched the power button. “What is it? What’s wrong?” Alarm showed on Tim’s face as well.
“What’s wrong, azúcar?” Rey murmured.
Aisha lowered her hands. “It was like that thing rammed an icepick through my brain.”
“You could hear the subsonics?” Tim’s expression was a cross between puzzlement and expectation.
“Yeah, I guess.” Aisha peered over her shoulder. Rey had taken off the headphones. “Does it hurt you when you don’t have protective gear on?”
Rey nodded, looking a little embarrassed. “That’s what really happened with the kitchen counter in Patty’s apartment. Tim tested the unit when Miguel and I were installing the granite.”
Aisha cupped his cheek. “Oh, honey, why didn’t you guys just say so?”
Tim laughed. “You have met Harriet Winters, haven’t you?”
Harri had gone ballistic over the crushed stone countertop. She had wanted to have Patty ensconced in the Lechuza Building before she gave birth, regardless of what her poor, pregnant assistant wanted. And Harri’s interference in Patty’s life probably had more to do with Patty and Arthur’s budding romance. Harri still didn’t trust the former supervillain, even though he hadn’t been much of a supervillain to begin with by her own admission.
Aisha rolled her eyes. “You can’t let her bulldoze you. Follow mine and Patty’s example.”
The two men exchanged glances that implied she and Patty were just as much under Harri’s thumb as they were.
Tim turned back to his bag of tricks and pulled out another set of ear protection.
Aisha eyed him suspiciously. “Do you bring spares for every contingency?”
“No, but I thought we might need them.” Tim’s face quirked in the weird way she’d come to recognize the genius was working out some theory in his big brain. He stayed by the island. “Rey let go of her.”
“But I’ll just float to the freaking ceiling,” she snapped.
“Aisha, I need you to concentrate on wanting these headphones.” Tim held up the set. “You want them as bad as you want a cigarette.”
“But I don’t want a cigarette,” she protested.
“Hey, I used to smoke, too.” He grinned at her. “Haven’t touched ’em in twenty-five years, but I still remember the desire. Focus on wanting the headphones as much as that morning cigarette.”
Rey released her waist, and she immediately started to rise into the air.
She pushed down the threatening panic. It wasn’t like he couldn’t fly up and pull her off the damn ceiling. But she sure didn’t want to feel that icepick-through-the-brain thing again either. If the headphones covered her ears—
She moved, not upwards, but across the room toward Tim. In that realization, she lost her focus and started drifting upward again.
This is no different than taking the bar. Concentrate on one thing at a time.
Aisha narrowed her eyes and stared at the headphones. She shot across the space and stopped right in front of Tim.
Now, feet on the floor.
The sudden contact of her stilettos with the floor made her stumble, but Tim saved her from falling on her face. Behind her, applause erupted.
“Good job.” Tim grinned and released her.
“How’d you know I could control this?” Suspicion ran through her.
“Because I told him how my abilities manifested.” Rey swept her into a huge hug. “I knew you could do it.” His lips claimed hers, and she fell into the emotions swirling through her.
Someone cleared their throat, and she reluctantly pulled away.
“Now you know why she’s pregnant,” Tim said dryly to Selena.
“Shut up,” Aisha muttered.
“Can I check the baby now that we know you might actually be a teachable super?” Sarcasm ran thick in Serena’s voice.
“Fine,” Aisha muttered.
Serena gestured back toward the couch.
Aisha had to concentrate fiercely in order to reach the couch on her feet. It was like gravity was no longer her default setting. She sat gingerly on the edge. Rey perched on the couch beside her. They both donned their ear protection.
Serena plopped down on Aisha’s other side. She checked them both before she flipped the power switch on Tim’s device again.
A bit of a hum penetrated the noise-cancelling headphones, but it was nothing like the brain-piercing pain of the first time. Serena slowly drew the wand across Aisha’s abdomen. A picture developed on the screen.
Aisha just stared at the little white blob about the size and shape of a peanut. Her baby. The one she’d wanted for so damn long.
Rey tapped her shoulder, and she jumped. He wasn’t wearing his earphones, and he gestured for Aisha to remove hers.
“Is it in the right place?” she asked once she could hear.
Serena raised an eyebrow. “It’s not an ectopic pregnancy if that’s what you’re worried about. He’s definitely in your uterus.”
“Oh, god!” Tears blurred Aisha’s vision. “This is really happening.”
“When was your last period?” Serena pulled out a notepad.
Aisha swallowed hard at the standard question. Too many doctors asked the same damn thing at too many appointments. “Six weeks ago, but with the loss of one of my ovaries, I’ve started perimenopause, and I’ve never been regular before that.”
The younger woman chewed her bottom lip for a few seconds before she said, “I’d like to use my powers to check both you and the baby.”
“You said your mom started fires when she was carrying you. How do I know you won’t set me on fire?”
Serena’s grin was a little rueful. “If the issue is HRSP, the mom and the baby don’t necessarily have the same abilities. Like I said, once Mom delivered me, no more powers.”
Aisha leaned away from her. “Won’t x-ray vision hurt the fetus?”
“I can sense bodily functions.” Serena hesitated for a moment before she added, “And I can affect them.”
“Affect them how?”
“She’s a healer,” Ray murmured.
“Or she can make you sicker than a dog if you try to pimp little girls on River Street.” Tim chuckled.
Well, they needed to know what was going on. Aisha sucked in a deep breath and nodded.
Serena leaned forward and rested both her hands on Aisha’s abdomen.
Nothing really seemed to happen. Aisha half-expected the girl’s hands to glow or to feel something other than the touch. Serena straightened and smiled. “You’re about four weeks along, and he’s a perfectly healthy baby.”
“He? You keep saying he?”
“Oops.” Serena winced. “Are you one of those moms who wants to be surprised?”
“No, I just, I…” Aisha’s voice faltered. This time, her waterworks weren’t from panic or pain. She swiped at the tears and cleared her throat. “I never thought I’d hear those words.”
Serena closed up the equipment Tim had given her. “My place is above Celia’s bodega. I’ll get you started on prenatal vitamins.” She hesitated. “If it’s okay, I’ll contact a friend who has a medical license. She’ll keep quiet. I swear. But we’ll want an ally just in case.”
“In case something goes wrong,” Aisha murmured.
Serena nodded, even as Rey hugged her and growled, “Nothing’s going to happen to you or the baby.”
Aisha couldn’t help rubbing her stomach. She’d wanted a baby for so long. This should have been the best thing to ever happen to her.
So why did she feel like something awful would occur in return for getting her wish?
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Aisha bobbed in the air above her new couch, which was where Tim tethered her with her bathrobe belt while he fiddled with stuff in his equipment bag. Thankfully, the rest of her furniture arrived three days before everything hit the fan. Nothing else in the loft was heavy enough to hold her down other than their mattress. After the hugging incident in the atrium this morning, she didn’t want Rey to get the wrong idea about her and Tim by being alone with him in the bedroom.
The loft door rolled open. Rey entered with a woman she presumed was the mysterious Serena.
She turned out to be a green-haired young woman with a variety of features that said mixed-race and skin a shade darker than Aisha’s. Serena’s hand covered her mouth when she spotted Aisha. From the glint in her gorgeous, and equally green, eyes, Serena was trying not to laugh.
Aisha crossed her arms and glared at the younger woman. “If you can’t help, then get out of my home.”
The younger woman immediately sobered. “I apologize, Ms. Franklin. I know the sudden appearance of powers can be frightening.”
“I’m not frightened. I’m pissed,” Aisha snapped. And it was true. Any fear from this morning had disappeared when she had to grab the freaking toilet seat and hold on for dear life in order to do her business. “It’s bad enough I’ll look like a Macy’s balloon in eight months, but I’m already floating like one!”
Serena tossed her large bag on the couch. “First, we need to figure out if it’s the baby who has the powers or if it’s you.”
Aisha threw her hands up in the air. “Why the hell would I have powers now when I’ve never had them before?”
“You might have HRSP. Pregnancy hormones can do some strange things to a woman’s body.” Serena grinned. “My mom was also non-powered when she wasn’t pregnant, but she had a different ability with me and each of my four siblings. In my case, she was constantly setting stuff on fire.”
Aisha swallowed a groan. Hormone related super powers, aka HRSP, wasn’t the worst thing that could happen in a pregnancy, but it would be damn inconvenient if she started to float in front of cameras during a press conference for one of their clients.
“I guess I should be thankful I don’t have some destructive ability,” she said.
“Yep, my aunt started developing pure calcium deposits on her skin,” Serena tugged on the terrycloth tied to Aisha’s ankle, pulling her down toward the couch. “Couldn’t take a shower without blowing up the bathroom. Can you imagine not bathing for nine months? Rey, you wanna hang on to your girlfriend and keep her within my reach?” She turned to Tim. “You got my payment?”
The inventor grinned and held out a blue plastic rectangle the size of a shoebox with a wand attached. “One portable ultrasound device, madam.”
Rey flew up a couple of feet and wrapped Aisha in his arms before settling them both on the couch. Aisha wouldn’t have minded sitting on his lap if they didn’t have company, but it was aggravating as hell that it was the only way she could stay in place.
As she untied the belt from her ankle, she eyed the green-haired woman suspiciously. “Do you have a medical degree of some kind?”
“Does school count?” Serena pulled a stethoscope out of her bag.
“Not really,” Aisha said sourly.
“I’m working on my degree to become a physician’s assistant.” Serena looked at her, all joking gone. “You can go to your regular doctor, but do you know what’s going to happen if you do?”
Aisha knew all too well. Part of the Superhero Act of 1945 allowed the federal government to “rescue” babies with powers if they could justify to a judge the parents’ inability to handle things. With the recent attacks by Corvus, the Attorney General could easily claim hers and Rey’s lifestyle put any baby in eminent danger, which was why she hadn’t called her own doctor. In theory, the reason for a government guardianship was to give the kids a safe place to learn control of their abilities, but a lot of childcare experts questioned what the government nannies did to the kids. “Obviously, Rey didn’t tell you what I do for a living.”
If possible, Serena became even more somber. “Ms. Franklin, everybody in the neighborhood knows who and what you and Ms. Winters are. Rey isn’t the only super living around here. And the only reason I’m making a house call is because Rey and Jatz’om Kuh vouched for you.”
Two realizations struck as hard as one of Sparx’s electric bolts. The first being Serena knew Tim’s secret identity. The other made her heart break. “Your parents hid you and your brothers and sisters.”
“Not on purpose at first. Actually, my dad’s gift is the ability to hide a super’s freaky EEG readings, including his own.” Serena’s smile was gentle. “Now, shush while I check your heart.”
Biting her tongue, Aisha remained silent while the younger woman checked her heartbeat, her breathing, and her blood pressure. But when Serena took Tim’s invention from him, Aisha couldn’t keep quiet any longer.
“Don’t you need gel for an ultrasound?”
Tim shook his head. “Nope. Serena wanted something a little more powerful than standard equipment so she’s not limited in what she can do with it. This can resolve internal pictures closer to the level of an MRI machine than a standard ultrasound.” He grinned. “It’s one of the patents I want you to file.”
Serena reached for the top of the blue box, and his grin disappeared. “Wait! Don’t turn it on yet!” He headed back to the island that separated the kitchen from the living area and reached into his equipment bag. He produced a set of headphones. “For Rey’s ears.”
Once Rey was wearing the noise canceling headphones, Serena lifted the lid on top of the blue box, which had a screen, and pulled out a wand connected to the box by a long cord. She flipped on the power.
A high-pitched noise pierced Aisha’s eardrums. She cried out and slapped her palms over her ears.
Serena instantly punched the power button. “What is it? What’s wrong?” Alarm showed on Tim’s face as well.
“What’s wrong, azúcar?” Rey murmured.
Aisha lowered her hands. “It was like that thing rammed an icepick through my brain.”
“You could hear the subsonics?” Tim’s expression was a cross between puzzlement and expectation.
“Yeah, I guess.” Aisha peered over her shoulder. Rey had taken off the headphones. “Does it hurt you when you don’t have protective gear on?”
Rey nodded, looking a little embarrassed. “That’s what really happened with the kitchen counter in Patty’s apartment. Tim tested the unit when Miguel and I were installing the granite.”
Aisha cupped his cheek. “Oh, honey, why didn’t you guys just say so?”
Tim laughed. “You have met Harriet Winters, haven’t you?”
Harri had gone ballistic over the crushed stone countertop. She had wanted to have Patty ensconced in the Lechuza Building before she gave birth, regardless of what her poor, pregnant assistant wanted. And Harri’s interference in Patty’s life probably had more to do with Patty and Arthur’s budding romance. Harri still didn’t trust the former supervillain, even though he hadn’t been much of a supervillain to begin with by her own admission.
Aisha rolled her eyes. “You can’t let her bulldoze you. Follow mine and Patty’s example.”
The two men exchanged glances that implied she and Patty were just as much under Harri’s thumb as they were.
Tim turned back to his bag of tricks and pulled out another set of ear protection.
Aisha eyed him suspiciously. “Do you bring spares for every contingency?”
“No, but I thought we might need them.” Tim’s face quirked in the weird way she’d come to recognize the genius was working out some theory in his big brain. He stayed by the island. “Rey let go of her.”
“But I’ll just float to the freaking ceiling,” she snapped.
“Aisha, I need you to concentrate on wanting these headphones.” Tim held up the set. “You want them as bad as you want a cigarette.”
“But I don’t want a cigarette,” she protested.
“Hey, I used to smoke, too.” He grinned at her. “Haven’t touched ’em in twenty-five years, but I still remember the desire. Focus on wanting the headphones as much as that morning cigarette.”
Rey released her waist, and she immediately started to rise into the air.
She pushed down the threatening panic. It wasn’t like he couldn’t fly up and pull her off the damn ceiling. But she sure didn’t want to feel that icepick-through-the-brain thing again either. If the headphones covered her ears—
She moved, not upwards, but across the room toward Tim. In that realization, she lost her focus and started drifting upward again.
This is no different than taking the bar. Concentrate on one thing at a time.
Aisha narrowed her eyes and stared at the headphones. She shot across the space and stopped right in front of Tim.
Now, feet on the floor.
The sudden contact of her stilettos with the floor made her stumble, but Tim saved her from falling on her face. Behind her, applause erupted.
“Good job.” Tim grinned and released her.
“How’d you know I could control this?” Suspicion ran through her.
“Because I told him how my abilities manifested.” Rey swept her into a huge hug. “I knew you could do it.” His lips claimed hers, and she fell into the emotions swirling through her.
Someone cleared their throat, and she reluctantly pulled away.
“Now you know why she’s pregnant,” Tim said dryly to Selena.
“Shut up,” Aisha muttered.
“Can I check the baby now that we know you might actually be a teachable super?” Sarcasm ran thick in Serena’s voice.
“Fine,” Aisha muttered.
Serena gestured back toward the couch.
Aisha had to concentrate fiercely in order to reach the couch on her feet. It was like gravity was no longer her default setting. She sat gingerly on the edge. Rey perched on the couch beside her. They both donned their ear protection.
Serena plopped down on Aisha’s other side. She checked them both before she flipped the power switch on Tim’s device again.
A bit of a hum penetrated the noise-cancelling headphones, but it was nothing like the brain-piercing pain of the first time. Serena slowly drew the wand across Aisha’s abdomen. A picture developed on the screen.
Aisha just stared at the little white blob about the size and shape of a peanut. Her baby. The one she’d wanted for so damn long.
Rey tapped her shoulder, and she jumped. He wasn’t wearing his earphones, and he gestured for Aisha to remove hers.
“Is it in the right place?” she asked once she could hear.
Serena raised an eyebrow. “It’s not an ectopic pregnancy if that’s what you’re worried about. He’s definitely in your uterus.”
“Oh, god!” Tears blurred Aisha’s vision. “This is really happening.”
“When was your last period?” Serena pulled out a notepad.
Aisha swallowed hard at the standard question. Too many doctors asked the same damn thing at too many appointments. “Six weeks ago, but with the loss of one of my ovaries, I’ve started perimenopause, and I’ve never been regular before that.”
The younger woman chewed her bottom lip for a few seconds before she said, “I’d like to use my powers to check both you and the baby.”
“You said your mom started fires when she was carrying you. How do I know you won’t set me on fire?”
Serena’s grin was a little rueful. “If the issue is HRSP, the mom and the baby don’t necessarily have the same abilities. Like I said, once Mom delivered me, no more powers.”
Aisha leaned away from her. “Won’t x-ray vision hurt the fetus?”
“I can sense bodily functions.” Serena hesitated for a moment before she added, “And I can affect them.”
“Affect them how?”
“She’s a healer,” Ray murmured.
“Or she can make you sicker than a dog if you try to pimp little girls on River Street.” Tim chuckled.
Well, they needed to know what was going on. Aisha sucked in a deep breath and nodded.
Serena leaned forward and rested both her hands on Aisha’s abdomen.
Nothing really seemed to happen. Aisha half-expected the girl’s hands to glow or to feel something other than the touch. Serena straightened and smiled. “You’re about four weeks along, and he’s a perfectly healthy baby.”
“He? You keep saying he?”
“Oops.” Serena winced. “Are you one of those moms who wants to be surprised?”
“No, I just, I…” Aisha’s voice faltered. This time, her waterworks weren’t from panic or pain. She swiped at the tears and cleared her throat. “I never thought I’d hear those words.”
Serena closed up the equipment Tim had given her. “My place is above Celia’s bodega. I’ll get you started on prenatal vitamins.” She hesitated. “If it’s okay, I’ll contact a friend who has a medical license. She’ll keep quiet. I swear. But we’ll want an ally just in case.”
“In case something goes wrong,” Aisha murmured.
Serena nodded, even as Rey hugged her and growled, “Nothing’s going to happen to you or the baby.”
Aisha couldn’t help rubbing her stomach. She’d wanted a baby for so long. This should have been the best thing to ever happen to her.
So why did she feel like something awful would occur in return for getting her wish?
Friday, April 5, 2019
Hero Ad Hoc - Chapter 3
Sorry I posted this is a little late. I overslept. Again.
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Arthur gazed lovingly through the nursery window. “Isn’t she absolutely adorable, Harri?”
Grace Harriet Ames looked like every other capped, red-faced, squalling infant in the hospital to Harri, but she nodded and said, “Absolutely,” anyway.
The nurse had shooed them out of Patty’s room in order to take care of the clean-up. When Harri had objected to the baby’s name, the same nurse also threatened to stab Harri with a scalpel for upsetting the new mother. She just wished Patty had warned her of the plan to give the baby the worst middle name ever.
“I could get the birth certificate changed,” Harri muttered. “The judge will understand Patty was on drugs when she filled out the form.”
“Quit acting like a baby yourself,” Arthur murmured. “Patty planned to name her after you and her aunt all along. You two have been the biggest influences in her life.”
Harri looked at the former-supervillain-wannabe turned tech-guy and doting daddy-wannabe. “Jeremy’s makeover has gone to your head.”
“No.” Arthur returned her gaze with a steady one of his own, something she wouldn’t have thought possible even a month ago. “Do you know why I targeted you last year? You were the heir to the Winters empire and one of the most prominent lawyers in the city. I thought you had the perfect life. One with power and prestige. The one I was cheated out of. When Corvus tried to set me up for the destruction of City Hall, I knew you would be the only one strong enough to find the real culprit. And you did.
“But on top of that, I got to know all of you, and I realized all of your lives were just as screwed up as mine. When none of you had a family to rely on, you made your own.”
He turned back to watch Grace with an even more lovestruck expression on his face. “The best I can do is take everything you guys have given me and give it to Gracie. Give her the family all of us wanted, but none of us had.”
Harri swallowed hard to get the lump out of her throat. Who would’ve thought the former Professor Venom was a sentimental sap? “You’re right, Arthur. That’s the best present we can all give Grace.”
She sniffed to get the snot out of her sinuses. Otherwise, she’d start bawling, and the babies didn’t need to be frightened by her ugly-cry face. “I need to let Aisha and the guys know how Patty and Grace are doing.”
“Okay,” he murmured, but Harri was pretty sure he hadn’t heard a thing she said.
She headed out to the cell phone patio. Thankfully, she was the only one there. She pulled out her phone and dialed the office number.
“Winters & Franklin, attorneys at law. How may I direct your call?”
Harri laughed. “Why, Ms. Franklin, you almost sounded like a professional receptionist.”
Aisha answered with a creative epithet for a female cat. “Gimme the stats.”
“Grace Harriet Ames. Born at four-fifty-eight p.m. Seven pounds, two ounces. Eighteen inches. All the fingers and toes, and healthy as a horse. On the other hand, Patty may be here an extra day.”
“What happened? Is she okay?” Panic edged Aisha’s voice.
Harri winced. That had been careless of her. Aisha was already hyper over her own situation.
“Patty’s blood pressure was a little high, and she had more bleeding than the OB was comfortable with. She wants to make sure everything is under control before she sends Patty and Grace home.”
“Room number?”
“No. No flowers.” Harri gestured emphatically even though Aisha couldn’t see her. “That’s one more thing we’ll have to haul home. Have ’em delivered to the apartment when she’s released from the hospital. If you want to help, decorate Patty’s place. It’s not like you need a ladder.”
A groan vibrated through the receiver. “Can we not talk about this right now?”
“Fine.” A zillion issues dammed up behind the idea of her best friend being pregnant. By one of their clients, no less. “How’d the meeting with our indecent proposal go?”
“I think I have her convinced that changing her atrocious hero moniker would go a long way toward improving her image.”
“Uh-oh. That implies there are other issues.”
“She claims she gets the biggest power boost by, um, you know.”
Harri sat down on one of the decorative benches. “You’re kidding me, right? I always thought her Meg Ryan imitation was part of her shtick.”
“Nope, not an imitation. That may be a bigger hurdle than the name change.”
“Keep her or drop her?”
“She didn’t even blink at our rates, and Cobblestone did recommend her. He’s been our best referral for new clients.” Harri rolled her eyes. Maybe it was a good thing they couldn’t see each other. She still thought Aisha should have pressed assault charges even though Corvus had extorted Cobblestone to deliver their warning to her. However, the condo association bought out Aisha’s upside down mortgage at the full amount just to get her out of the building after the destruction Cobblestone and Rey had wrought in their battle. The insurance settlement had been a nice bonus, even though they immediately dropped her policy due to the excessive payout.
“That didn’t answer my question,” Harri muttered.
“She wrote the check for the retainer on the spot.”
Harri snorted. “What happened to discussing a client together before we agree to represent them?”
Aisha chuckled. “When I told her that, she wrote the check for three times our requested amount. I said you still had final say in the matter no matter how many zeros she wrote.”
Time to address the pink elephant in the room. “Did you make it through the day without any more floating?”
“No.”
Harri could have sworn she heard Aisha’s teeth grinding. “You’re not on the ceiling right now, are you?”
“No, I am not. Can we please talk about this later?”
“You’re going to need to tell Rey—”
“I know that!”
“Hey! I’m just trying to—”
“Fix it. Just like you do with everyone’s problems. But this isn’t your thing to fix, Harri.” After three Mississippi’s, Aisha added, “I love you. You know I do, girl, but this is between me and Rey.” She groaned. “And he’s knocking on my office door right now because I said I’d discuss my floating problem after five since I had to cover the phones as well.”
“Didn’t you call the temp agency? I had one already lined up!”
“No yet.” A burst of static was followed by a muffled “Come in!” Aisha muttered, “I’ve got to go. Talk to you later.”
The signal died.
Harri stared at her phone. Maybe Aisha was right. Maybe this wasn’t her business. Hell, she couldn’t get her own shit together with Tim.
No, this literally was her business. If Aisha would be out on maternity leave in eight months, they needed to get their ducks lined up now. Harri scrolled through her contacts list for potential replacements.
* * *
Rey peered around the door. “You still busy?” he mouthed.
Aisha resisted the urge to slam down the receiver and replaced it gently in its cradle. Harri was simply the way she was. She gestured to Rey. “No, come on in.”
Tim followed Rey into the office and closed the door behind him.
The light-headed feeling struck, but after Screaming Orgasm had left, she’d managed to fashion a rubber band chain that kept her tied to her office chair.
She tried to imitate Harri’s patented look-of-death glare. “Did you need something, Tim?”
“Information,” he said.
Both men plopped down on the visitor chairs across from her desk.
“Why didn’t you tell me you were a super, too?” Rey frowned.
“I’m not, honey.” She turned to Tim. “Can I have a private conversation with Rey first?”
“No,” they replied in unison.
“If something’s wrong, it affects us all,” Rey said sternly.
“Oh, god.” Aisha buried her face in her hands. “This wasn’t how I wanted to tell you.”
“Tell me what?” Rey’s large warm hands drew hers away from her face.
She looked up at him, or the blurry vision of him. Damn, she thought she’d gotten the waterworks out of the way this morning. “I’m pregnant.”
“B-b-but you said—”
Aisha tamped down the urge to scream the words. “I know what I said. I don’t know how this happened.”
“Really? You don’t know how this happened? Do I need to have ‘the talk’ with you two?”
She and Rey glared at Tim.
Tim’s smile faltered. “It is Rey’s, right?”
“Why do white men always assume anyone with their lack of pigment can’t control their urges and screw everything in sight?” In her righteous indignation, Aisha started to stand and was quickly reminded of her rubber band belt.
“It’s called ruling out other possibilities,” Tim said dryly. “If you’re carrying a super baby, it would explain your floating.” He pulled out his phone. “Have there been any other side effects, and when did they start?”
“She needs a doctor,” Rey said. “And you’re not one.”
“True, but she can’t go to her regular doctor.” Tim eyed her as if wanting to know whether her ob/gyn could be trusted.
Aisha shook her head. “Given my medical history, there’d be too many questions. And I don’t want to put Rey’s identity at risk.”
“Your health and the baby’s are more important than my secret identity.” Rey crossed his arms, a stubborn look on his beautiful face.
“She’s right,” Tim said softly. “If you care about her, we need to keep this quiet. For everyone’s sake.” He regarded her once again. “Any other symptoms?”
She wanted to sag in her chair, but she couldn’t. From the rocking of the wheels, she was barely on terra firma as it was. “Just the floating. And it started this morning after the last pregnancy test.”
“Time?” Tim asked at the same moment Rey blurted, “Last pregnancy test?”
“Around seven.” She met Rey’s incredulous stare. “After the governor called you in, I couldn’t sleep. Normally, when I have insomnia, I’d go out on my balcony and smoke.” Rey’s mouth opened, and she held up her hands. “I know I promised to quit, honey. That’s when I realized I hadn’t touched a cigarette in a couple of weeks. And my period was late,” she finished in a tiny voice.
Aisha sucked in a deep breath. Neither Rey or Tim said anything, waiting for her to finish. Harri hadn’t let her get this far during their morning discussion. “So I walked down to the bodega and bought a test kit. They were both positive.”
“Both?” Tim looked at her askance. “You said you bought one.”
“Celia carries the two-packs because they are cheaper,” Rey offered.
Tim cocked an eyebrow. “How would you know?”
Rey’s face turned a deep scarlet. “I overheard Marta talking to her daughters when I was washing dishes at the restaurant.”
Aisha cleared her throat. “Anyway, I went back and bought two more two-packs. They were all positive as well.” “Does anybody else know?” Tim asked.
Aisha shook her head. “Just Harri.”
“You told Harri before you told me?” Hurt filled Rey’s gold eyes.
“Honey, you were off fighting dinosaurs, and well—” Guilt overrode Aisha’s anxiety. The last thing she wanted was to hurt Rey. “She walked in here when I was freaking out about the whole thing and started floating the first time.”
“It’ll be okay.” He smiled that glorious smile of his. “I promise.” He turned to Tim. “Serena?”
Tim nodded firmly. “Serena.”
Suspicion tingled along Aisha’s nerves. She shot each man a look. “What’s a Serena?”
=========================
Arthur gazed lovingly through the nursery window. “Isn’t she absolutely adorable, Harri?”
Grace Harriet Ames looked like every other capped, red-faced, squalling infant in the hospital to Harri, but she nodded and said, “Absolutely,” anyway.
The nurse had shooed them out of Patty’s room in order to take care of the clean-up. When Harri had objected to the baby’s name, the same nurse also threatened to stab Harri with a scalpel for upsetting the new mother. She just wished Patty had warned her of the plan to give the baby the worst middle name ever.
“I could get the birth certificate changed,” Harri muttered. “The judge will understand Patty was on drugs when she filled out the form.”
“Quit acting like a baby yourself,” Arthur murmured. “Patty planned to name her after you and her aunt all along. You two have been the biggest influences in her life.”
Harri looked at the former-supervillain-wannabe turned tech-guy and doting daddy-wannabe. “Jeremy’s makeover has gone to your head.”
“No.” Arthur returned her gaze with a steady one of his own, something she wouldn’t have thought possible even a month ago. “Do you know why I targeted you last year? You were the heir to the Winters empire and one of the most prominent lawyers in the city. I thought you had the perfect life. One with power and prestige. The one I was cheated out of. When Corvus tried to set me up for the destruction of City Hall, I knew you would be the only one strong enough to find the real culprit. And you did.
“But on top of that, I got to know all of you, and I realized all of your lives were just as screwed up as mine. When none of you had a family to rely on, you made your own.”
He turned back to watch Grace with an even more lovestruck expression on his face. “The best I can do is take everything you guys have given me and give it to Gracie. Give her the family all of us wanted, but none of us had.”
Harri swallowed hard to get the lump out of her throat. Who would’ve thought the former Professor Venom was a sentimental sap? “You’re right, Arthur. That’s the best present we can all give Grace.”
She sniffed to get the snot out of her sinuses. Otherwise, she’d start bawling, and the babies didn’t need to be frightened by her ugly-cry face. “I need to let Aisha and the guys know how Patty and Grace are doing.”
“Okay,” he murmured, but Harri was pretty sure he hadn’t heard a thing she said.
She headed out to the cell phone patio. Thankfully, she was the only one there. She pulled out her phone and dialed the office number.
“Winters & Franklin, attorneys at law. How may I direct your call?”
Harri laughed. “Why, Ms. Franklin, you almost sounded like a professional receptionist.”
Aisha answered with a creative epithet for a female cat. “Gimme the stats.”
“Grace Harriet Ames. Born at four-fifty-eight p.m. Seven pounds, two ounces. Eighteen inches. All the fingers and toes, and healthy as a horse. On the other hand, Patty may be here an extra day.”
“What happened? Is she okay?” Panic edged Aisha’s voice.
Harri winced. That had been careless of her. Aisha was already hyper over her own situation.
“Patty’s blood pressure was a little high, and she had more bleeding than the OB was comfortable with. She wants to make sure everything is under control before she sends Patty and Grace home.”
“Room number?”
“No. No flowers.” Harri gestured emphatically even though Aisha couldn’t see her. “That’s one more thing we’ll have to haul home. Have ’em delivered to the apartment when she’s released from the hospital. If you want to help, decorate Patty’s place. It’s not like you need a ladder.”
A groan vibrated through the receiver. “Can we not talk about this right now?”
“Fine.” A zillion issues dammed up behind the idea of her best friend being pregnant. By one of their clients, no less. “How’d the meeting with our indecent proposal go?”
“I think I have her convinced that changing her atrocious hero moniker would go a long way toward improving her image.”
“Uh-oh. That implies there are other issues.”
“She claims she gets the biggest power boost by, um, you know.”
Harri sat down on one of the decorative benches. “You’re kidding me, right? I always thought her Meg Ryan imitation was part of her shtick.”
“Nope, not an imitation. That may be a bigger hurdle than the name change.”
“Keep her or drop her?”
“She didn’t even blink at our rates, and Cobblestone did recommend her. He’s been our best referral for new clients.” Harri rolled her eyes. Maybe it was a good thing they couldn’t see each other. She still thought Aisha should have pressed assault charges even though Corvus had extorted Cobblestone to deliver their warning to her. However, the condo association bought out Aisha’s upside down mortgage at the full amount just to get her out of the building after the destruction Cobblestone and Rey had wrought in their battle. The insurance settlement had been a nice bonus, even though they immediately dropped her policy due to the excessive payout.
“That didn’t answer my question,” Harri muttered.
“She wrote the check for the retainer on the spot.”
Harri snorted. “What happened to discussing a client together before we agree to represent them?”
Aisha chuckled. “When I told her that, she wrote the check for three times our requested amount. I said you still had final say in the matter no matter how many zeros she wrote.”
Time to address the pink elephant in the room. “Did you make it through the day without any more floating?”
“No.”
Harri could have sworn she heard Aisha’s teeth grinding. “You’re not on the ceiling right now, are you?”
“No, I am not. Can we please talk about this later?”
“You’re going to need to tell Rey—”
“I know that!”
“Hey! I’m just trying to—”
“Fix it. Just like you do with everyone’s problems. But this isn’t your thing to fix, Harri.” After three Mississippi’s, Aisha added, “I love you. You know I do, girl, but this is between me and Rey.” She groaned. “And he’s knocking on my office door right now because I said I’d discuss my floating problem after five since I had to cover the phones as well.”
“Didn’t you call the temp agency? I had one already lined up!”
“No yet.” A burst of static was followed by a muffled “Come in!” Aisha muttered, “I’ve got to go. Talk to you later.”
The signal died.
Harri stared at her phone. Maybe Aisha was right. Maybe this wasn’t her business. Hell, she couldn’t get her own shit together with Tim.
No, this literally was her business. If Aisha would be out on maternity leave in eight months, they needed to get their ducks lined up now. Harri scrolled through her contacts list for potential replacements.
* * *
Rey peered around the door. “You still busy?” he mouthed.
Aisha resisted the urge to slam down the receiver and replaced it gently in its cradle. Harri was simply the way she was. She gestured to Rey. “No, come on in.”
Tim followed Rey into the office and closed the door behind him.
The light-headed feeling struck, but after Screaming Orgasm had left, she’d managed to fashion a rubber band chain that kept her tied to her office chair.
She tried to imitate Harri’s patented look-of-death glare. “Did you need something, Tim?”
“Information,” he said.
Both men plopped down on the visitor chairs across from her desk.
“Why didn’t you tell me you were a super, too?” Rey frowned.
“I’m not, honey.” She turned to Tim. “Can I have a private conversation with Rey first?”
“No,” they replied in unison.
“If something’s wrong, it affects us all,” Rey said sternly.
“Oh, god.” Aisha buried her face in her hands. “This wasn’t how I wanted to tell you.”
“Tell me what?” Rey’s large warm hands drew hers away from her face.
She looked up at him, or the blurry vision of him. Damn, she thought she’d gotten the waterworks out of the way this morning. “I’m pregnant.”
“B-b-but you said—”
Aisha tamped down the urge to scream the words. “I know what I said. I don’t know how this happened.”
“Really? You don’t know how this happened? Do I need to have ‘the talk’ with you two?”
She and Rey glared at Tim.
Tim’s smile faltered. “It is Rey’s, right?”
“Why do white men always assume anyone with their lack of pigment can’t control their urges and screw everything in sight?” In her righteous indignation, Aisha started to stand and was quickly reminded of her rubber band belt.
“It’s called ruling out other possibilities,” Tim said dryly. “If you’re carrying a super baby, it would explain your floating.” He pulled out his phone. “Have there been any other side effects, and when did they start?”
“She needs a doctor,” Rey said. “And you’re not one.”
“True, but she can’t go to her regular doctor.” Tim eyed her as if wanting to know whether her ob/gyn could be trusted.
Aisha shook her head. “Given my medical history, there’d be too many questions. And I don’t want to put Rey’s identity at risk.”
“Your health and the baby’s are more important than my secret identity.” Rey crossed his arms, a stubborn look on his beautiful face.
“She’s right,” Tim said softly. “If you care about her, we need to keep this quiet. For everyone’s sake.” He regarded her once again. “Any other symptoms?”
She wanted to sag in her chair, but she couldn’t. From the rocking of the wheels, she was barely on terra firma as it was. “Just the floating. And it started this morning after the last pregnancy test.”
“Time?” Tim asked at the same moment Rey blurted, “Last pregnancy test?”
“Around seven.” She met Rey’s incredulous stare. “After the governor called you in, I couldn’t sleep. Normally, when I have insomnia, I’d go out on my balcony and smoke.” Rey’s mouth opened, and she held up her hands. “I know I promised to quit, honey. That’s when I realized I hadn’t touched a cigarette in a couple of weeks. And my period was late,” she finished in a tiny voice.
Aisha sucked in a deep breath. Neither Rey or Tim said anything, waiting for her to finish. Harri hadn’t let her get this far during their morning discussion. “So I walked down to the bodega and bought a test kit. They were both positive.”
“Both?” Tim looked at her askance. “You said you bought one.”
“Celia carries the two-packs because they are cheaper,” Rey offered.
Tim cocked an eyebrow. “How would you know?”
Rey’s face turned a deep scarlet. “I overheard Marta talking to her daughters when I was washing dishes at the restaurant.”
Aisha cleared her throat. “Anyway, I went back and bought two more two-packs. They were all positive as well.” “Does anybody else know?” Tim asked.
Aisha shook her head. “Just Harri.”
“You told Harri before you told me?” Hurt filled Rey’s gold eyes.
“Honey, you were off fighting dinosaurs, and well—” Guilt overrode Aisha’s anxiety. The last thing she wanted was to hurt Rey. “She walked in here when I was freaking out about the whole thing and started floating the first time.”
“It’ll be okay.” He smiled that glorious smile of his. “I promise.” He turned to Tim. “Serena?”
Tim nodded firmly. “Serena.”
Suspicion tingled along Aisha’s nerves. She shot each man a look. “What’s a Serena?”
Friday, March 29, 2019
Hero Ad Hoc - Chapter 2
Harri pulled into the parking garage for Canyon Pointe General Hospital and immediately started cursing. Even at this early hour, the first nine floors were packed. No one wanted to park on the roof between the ninety-degree temps and the likelihood of a super or debris falling on their vehicle.
Well, she was supposed to go car shopping with Aisha after work since the bad guys from Corvus, the not-quite-legal arm of the National Superhero Bureau, had trashed her partner’s beloved BMW while trying to kill her and capture Rey a month ago. Harri pulled into a spot partially covered by the hospital roof’s overhang. If Captain Mojave landed on her ancient Accord, maybe they could get a two-for-one deal. God knew Aisha would have to cut back on her designer fashions and BMWs with a kid on the way.
Harri squelched that thought. Just because she lacked anything resembling a maternal instinct, it didn’t give her the right to judge Aisha.
Her best friend had wanted kids of her own forever. Calvin the Asshole had dumped her because she couldn’t provide him with the biological heir he desperately desired. But Rey was still a kid himself. Okay, so he was twenty-one, but still… Any super sperm jokes would have to wait until Aisha calmed down. Maybe after the baby headed off to college.
Harri climbed out of her car, slammed the door shut, and headed for the elevator. Rey being the father didn’t explain Aisha’s levitation trick in her office this morning. The kid was human, not an alien. Tim and Arthur had tested the hell out of him. Or they tried to. The guys still hadn’t devised a way to get a blood sample.
But the mixing of bodily fluids shouldn’t have affected Aisha’s DNA—
Aw, crap. If Aisha had developed HRSP from the pregnancy, she needed a specialist, which meant the government would know, and she could lose her license for sleeping with a client. The state supreme court didn’t take ethical breaches of that magnitude lightly.
Harri frowned as she jabbed the call button. On the other hand, Rey didn’t know who his biological father was, much less how he got his powers. Maybe Tim and Arthur could run more tests.
The elevator doors parted, and she stepped aboard.
“Hold the ’vator!”
At the shout, she automatically hit the button to keep the doors open. A man plunged through, out of breath, and Harri released the button. The elevator doors slid shut, and the machine hummed to life.
“Thanks,” he said between panting breaths. The stranger was tall with sparkling blue eyes, but what really stood out was the huge bouquet of yellow daisies.
Patty’s favorite flower. “Crap,” Harri muttered.
“You’re mad because you held the elevator for me?” He shot her a charming smile.
She grimaced. “No, I’m mad because I forgot to pick up flowers for my friend who’s having a baby.”
“You, too?” He grinned, the ridiculous grin of someone in love. It reminded her of her reflection this morning, though she wasn’t ready to admit her feelings to Tim. Maybe things were getting better for her and her little…
Crew? Gang? Family?
Part of her veered away from the F-word. Too many bad connections with her crazy parents.
But if their worst problem was Aisha’s unplanned pregnancy on top of Patty’s—
“Is this your first one?” she asked to distract herself.
He hesitated. “Yeah. Sort of.”
“Sort of?”
The garage elevator doors parted, and they stepped into the hospital’s main lobby.
“We broke up before I knew she was pregnant.” He scowled as they crossed to the elevator bank for the hospital itself. “I didn’t find out about it until I got back to town.”
The nagging familiarity of his voice was superseded by her own feelings in regards to deadbeat parents. “You left town?” His scowl deepened. “I travel a lot for work. When I stopped by her apartment to try to work things out this morning, one of her neighbors said she’d left for the hospital. I want to do the right thing—”
“Glad to hear someone does,” Harri grumbled. The elevator dinged, and she followed the crowd onto the car. “Excuse me?” Blue-Eyes stood next to her as the elevator started climbing.
“Sorry, it’s not you.” She shook her head. “My friend’s ex took off right after she learned she was knocked up. I’ve seen too many irresponsible parents.” Mine top the list.
A rueful expression twisted the man’s features. “I hate to side with a scumbag, but, and this is speaking from experience, are you sure he knows?”
Harri opened her mouth, then stopped. No, she wasn’t sure. Patty had said so little about her ex and their circumstances. How many conclusions had she jumped to because of her own childhood issues?
“You’re right.” She matched his slight, sad smile. “I don’t know. I hope things work out better for you and your baby’s mother.”
“So do I,” he murmured.
The bell dinged, and the doors parted. Harri rushed out, but she whirled around and gave her walking companion a thumbs-up gesture while he was still trying to squeeze past the other passengers.
She jogged down the hallway to the room number Arthur had texted her.
“GET IT OUT OF ME!”
Harri winced at Patty’s volume as she entered the delivery room. Despite the screaming, Arthur held Patty’s hand, stroked her forehead with a damp washcloth, and murmured encouraging words to her. He may not be this baby’s father, but he was doing pretty damn good in Harri’s book.
The nurse looked at her. “You Harri Winters?”
Harri nodded.
The nurse grinned. “I think you lost your spot as birthing coach, but let’s get you gowned up anyway.” She took Harri’s bag and chucked it into a closet before she opened a second one and pulled out a bunch of blue material.
“Oh, thank god.” Patty groaned.
Disappointment flashed across Arthur’s face, but when he tried to rise, Patty yanked him back down into his chair. Patty started bawling, real tears for once. “I need you both here!” she wailed.
“We’re here,” Harri crooned as the nurse shook out the plastic-coated disposable gown and held it for Harri to shove her arms in the appropriate spots.
“Yeah, sweetie, we’re both here,” Arthur said. “Everything’s going to be fine.”
The nurse spun Harri around to tie up the back, and she got a glimpse of Blue Eyes with Yellow Daisies outside in the corridor. Poor guy looked totally stricken. Things must not have gone well with his ex. Once he realized she saw him, he pivoted away and took off down the hall.
Damn, if she didn’t have her hands full, she’d go after him. Try to help. But today, there were responsibilities in her personal life she couldn’t shirk. Not when the two women she was closest to needed her. Funny how they both dealt with her personal kryptonite—babies.
* * *
Aisha pushed one more time, but once again, she only went down a couple of feet before she bobbed right back up to the third-floor overhang. She’d managed to distract herself with contracts for other clients and the proposal for Screaming Orgasm. Long enough, she wanted, no, needed a mocha.
She was halfway to the espresso machine when a part of her realized caffeine wasn’t good for the baby. That thought sent her floating through the air until she grabbed the second-floor balcony railing. She had worked her way hand-over-hand to the overhang, but the trick she’d used earlier in her office wasn’t working.
Irritation fluttered through her. She couldn’t stay here. God only knew how long Harri would be at the hospital. And she definitely couldn’t let Rey see this before she figured out how to tell him she was pregnant. Not to mention Screaming Orgasm would arrive for her meeting soon.
Damn it! She definitely needed help this time.
Aisha handwalked along the overhang ceiling until she reached one of the antique light fixtures. Clinging to the chain with her legs, she pulled her phone out of the front pocket of her slacks. She stared at the device for a full minute before she thumbed Tim’s number.
“Hello?”
“Can you come up to the law office, please?”
“What’s wrong? Can you talk?”
Aisha rolled her eyes. Of course, he went right into superhero mode. “I’m okay. I just need a little help reaching the espresso machine.” She hesitated for a second before she added, “And can you bring a pole?”
“O-o-o-kay. I’ll be right up.” The signal went dead. Of course, he’d be checking the security cameras first, wondering what the hell was going on. But the micro devices were all pointed toward doors and windows, normal entry points, not at the art deco light fixtures hanging from the atrium ceiling.
The basement door to his lab and quarters opened, and Tim’s red hair poked through. “Aisha?”
“Up here.”
He entered the law office proper, dragging a pole with a loop of rope attached, and stared up at her. “Should I even ask?”
“No,” she growled.
Tim glanced around the reception area. “Where is everybody?”
“Rey got called in before our alarm went off. Professor Triassic unleashed a herd of dinosaurs on downtown Hermanville, and the governor issued a state of emergency. Arthur took Patty to the hospital since she’s in labor, and Harri followed them.”
“Patty’s having her baby, and you led with the dinosaur story?”
“Forget about both of them, and get me down!”
Tim tried to reach her from his spot on the floor, but the pole wasn’t long enough. He climbed up on Patty’s desk. Aisha prayed the used furniture would hold under his weight. Most their money had gone into security measures for the Lechuza Building instead of furniture once they’d learned a top-secret black ops division of superheroes had made problems for both Rey and Tim in the past.
And then tried to kill her and Harri over the last month, though they backed off after one of their operatives, Seismic Shift, was busted by the FBI, thanks to their law firm.
Aisha held her breath until Tim managed to lasso her right ankle on his third try. He carefully climbed down from Patty’s desk as she worked her way down the light fixture’s chain until she clung to the wide glass and steel bowl that shielded the actual bulbs.
“You need to let go so I can get you the rest of the way down,” Tim said gently.
Aisha glanced up. She couldn’t stay here forever. But if he couldn’t hold her down, they could both float up to the third-floor ceiling. And it was an awfully long way to the first floor if this floating ability of the baby’s, and she was pretty damn sure it was the baby, cut out. Tim could be seriously injured. Or die.
And Harri would never forgive her.
“Aisha?”
She let go of the light fixture. He slid the pole backwards, hand over hand, until she could grab his shirt. He let the pole drop, but his firm grip on her waist helped her settle on the antique tile floor. She blew out a deep breath. “You okay?”
She nodded.
He peered into her eyes. “You gonna tell me what’s going on?”
Aisha couldn’t meet his earnest gaze. “I can’t. Not until…”
“You tell Rey.”
She lifted her head and stared at him.
He ran a hand through his unruly red hair. “I guess the office nursery has just been bumped to the top of the priority list.”
“Wha—NO!”
Tim glanced down for a split second before his eyes met hers again. “Then why have you been rubbing your abdomen?” A wry smile tilted his mouth before he added, “My wife used to do the same thing before our son started moving. Like she couldn’t believe it was really happening.”
The light-headed feeling returned with a fury, and Aisha flailed as she started to rise. Tim grabbed her hand and pulled her back down.
She clung to him. “Please, please, give me a chance to tell Rey myself—”
“Tell me what?” said a familiar male voice from above them.
She looked up to see Rey peering over the balcony with an odd expression. At least, he was wearing civilian clothes since her new client would be here any minute. With a start, she realized she was still clinging to Tim. She abruptly let go, only to shoot toward the ceiling.
Rey launched himself from the balcony and caught her. Before Aisha could say a word, knocking on the glass partition made them both look down.
A woman with wild purple, green, and blue hair stood behind the bulletproof glass at the main entry. She was bent over so she could look up at them, showing off ample cleavage in the process. The woman reached up and jabbed the intercom button. “Excuse me. I’ve got a ten o’clock appointment.” She grinned. “I didn’t realize when y’all said you were superhero attorneys, you meant it literally.”
Aisha’s face heated. Of course, Screaming Orgasm would arrive in time to see this fiasco. This whole situation was rapidly turning into a TV sitcom, and that definitely wasn’t the image she or Harri wanted to portray.
“Tim, would you be kind enough to buzz in Ms. Orgasm?” Aisha called down. She turned to Rey and lowered her voice. “Honey, we need to talk, but I’ve got to deal with our client first. Patty went into labor, and Harri’s at the hospital with her.”
“All right.” His brilliant smile lit his entire face. “But I expect full disclosure over lunch because I don’t think Harri would be happy seeing you hugging Tim either.”
No, she definitely wouldn’t. Tim and Harri each had a ton of personal baggage to fight through before either one would openly admit they had feelings for the other.
Aisha smiled back, even though her stomach was a mass of knots. “I promise, honey. Full disclosure. After Screaming Orgasm leaves, which may be later this afternoon. Right now, I need to be on the first floor.”
He carefully flew them both to where Tim waited with Screaming Orgasm.
After he released her, she kept a firm grip on his arm with her left hand while she held out her right one. “Hello, I’m Aisha Franklin.”
The superheroine shook her hand. “Pleasure to meet you.” Her gaze flicked between Tim and Rey. “Do you have an all-male staff, Ms. Franklin?”
Not sure if the emotion in Screaming Orgasm’s eyes was speculation or concern, Aisha shrugged. “We’re evenly split, but the firm’s other partner is at Canyon Pointe General—”
Orgasm’s eyes widened.
“—because our paralegal went into labor this morning. I haven’t had a chance to call the temp agency yet.”
“Yeah, the floating around thing would put a crimp in your day.” Orgasm’s eyes twinkled. Aisha could have sworn the superheroine’s irises were made of glitter.
Aisha gestured at the two men. “Tim handles security for Winters & Franklin. I assure you any information you give us will remain private within the bounds of the law. Rey—” She faltered for a moment before she could come up with a good excuse. “—works for our contractor. We’re renovating the upper floors for expansion.”
“Hi.” Orgasm batted her eyelashes and shook the men’s hands.
“Would you like some coffee before we get started?” Aisha said.
“Rey, why don’t you help Ms. Franklin to her office?” Tim interjected. He turned to Orgasm. “What’s your drink? We have a full-service espresso machine. Ms. Franklin’s usual is a large no-fat, no-whip mocha with sugar-free peppermint.”
“That sounds delicious!” Orgasm gave him a coy look. “But I don’t suppose I could have mine with raspberry syrup instead?”
“No problem.” Tim waved toward Aisha’s office. “I’ll bring them in for you ladies.”
Aisha bit her tongue to keep from objecting. Maybe a little caffeine wouldn’t hurt the baby if it calmed her down enough to do her job.
Aisha led the way to her office. Sort of. Rey had to act as her guide dog so she wouldn’t float up to the ceiling again. Once inside, she said, “Office chair.”
Normally, she and Harri conducted initial client interviews on the couches that took up a good chunk of her office. The mood felt homier and relaxed the client.
However, Harri wasn’t here. And Aisha could hook her toes under the wheel braces of her desk chair so she wouldn’t float away. As soon as she and Orgasm were settled, Rey left the room, closing the door behind him.
“Wow!” The superheroine giggled. “My sister was not joking about how good-looking Captain Justice is in person.”
“Excuse me?” Aisha paused in reaching for a pen and raised an eyebrow.
“It’s the eyes, Ms. Franklin. Those gold-brown eyes of his are a dead giveaway.” Orgasm fanned herself. “But the TV does not do him justice if you’ll pardon the pun.”
Enough was enough. Aisha could be honest enough to admit there was a wee bit of jealousy over the superheroine ogling her boyfriend, but the rest of her trepidation was pure lawyer. They didn’t need a plant by Corvus. She folded her hands over the legal pad in front of her. “Why are you really here, Screaming Orgasm?”
She blinked her glittery eyes. “Like I said on the phone, I need help rebranding my image. Cobblestone said you were awesome, not to mention I saw you on TV—”
“What’s your relationship with Seismic Shift?” Aisha asked coolly.
Screaming Orgasm’s glittery eyes hardened. “I don’t care what Seismic Shit told you or anyone else, I didn’t sleep with him. I mean, come on! He’s old!”
Aisha bit her tongue to keep from smiling at Orgasm’s use of Harri’s favorite nickname for the disgraced and jailed superhero. It would be a lot funnier if he hadn’t come so damn close to killing Harri.
More than once.
“Did Byron Trubble ever mention us?” Aisha asked.
“Who?” A perplexed expression appeared on the superheroine’s face.
“A friend of Shit, er, Shift’s.” So much for professional demeanor.
“Doesn’t ring a bell.” Orgasm shook her head and spread her fingers wide. “Look, I know Shit threatened the nurse Cobblestone has a crush on. If you think I’d go along with that stuff, you’re wrong. The reason I’m here is because Cobblestone said you weren’t sleazy assholes looking to make a buck. I was also under the impression he had already talked to you about me—”
“He did.” Aisha gave her best client-reassuring smile. “But he’s a very sweet guy with the proverbial heart of gold. I had to make sure you weren’t taking advantage of him. I look out for my clients.” She leaned forward. “All my clients.”
An impish grin replaced the girl’s disturbed expression. “Understood. I’ll keep my hands off Captain Justice.”
Aisha leaned back. The superheroine wasn’t as dumb as the image she liked to project. And unless Screaming Orgasm was one hell of an actress, she hadn’t been sucked into Corvus’s orbit.
“So, Ms. Orgasm, what exactly would you like Winters & Franklin to help you with?” Aisha picked up her pen.
The superheroine took a deep breath. “I want the public to take me seriously as a hero. Everyone takes my sister Sourpuss seriously. Hell, we come from a line of heroes. Our grandmother was Rue Liberty for crying out loud. But the only endorsements I can get are for the legal brothels in Nevada!”
Aisha bit her tongue to keep from pointing out the obvious. “About your powers—can you use your sonic blast when you’re not, um, in the throes of, um…”
A confused expression appeared on Orgasm’s face. “Of course I can, but where’s the fun in that?”
Thankfully, Tim brought in their mochas. It was going to be a very long day.
Well, she was supposed to go car shopping with Aisha after work since the bad guys from Corvus, the not-quite-legal arm of the National Superhero Bureau, had trashed her partner’s beloved BMW while trying to kill her and capture Rey a month ago. Harri pulled into a spot partially covered by the hospital roof’s overhang. If Captain Mojave landed on her ancient Accord, maybe they could get a two-for-one deal. God knew Aisha would have to cut back on her designer fashions and BMWs with a kid on the way.
Harri squelched that thought. Just because she lacked anything resembling a maternal instinct, it didn’t give her the right to judge Aisha.
Her best friend had wanted kids of her own forever. Calvin the Asshole had dumped her because she couldn’t provide him with the biological heir he desperately desired. But Rey was still a kid himself. Okay, so he was twenty-one, but still… Any super sperm jokes would have to wait until Aisha calmed down. Maybe after the baby headed off to college.
Harri climbed out of her car, slammed the door shut, and headed for the elevator. Rey being the father didn’t explain Aisha’s levitation trick in her office this morning. The kid was human, not an alien. Tim and Arthur had tested the hell out of him. Or they tried to. The guys still hadn’t devised a way to get a blood sample.
But the mixing of bodily fluids shouldn’t have affected Aisha’s DNA—
Aw, crap. If Aisha had developed HRSP from the pregnancy, she needed a specialist, which meant the government would know, and she could lose her license for sleeping with a client. The state supreme court didn’t take ethical breaches of that magnitude lightly.
Harri frowned as she jabbed the call button. On the other hand, Rey didn’t know who his biological father was, much less how he got his powers. Maybe Tim and Arthur could run more tests.
The elevator doors parted, and she stepped aboard.
“Hold the ’vator!”
At the shout, she automatically hit the button to keep the doors open. A man plunged through, out of breath, and Harri released the button. The elevator doors slid shut, and the machine hummed to life.
“Thanks,” he said between panting breaths. The stranger was tall with sparkling blue eyes, but what really stood out was the huge bouquet of yellow daisies.
Patty’s favorite flower. “Crap,” Harri muttered.
“You’re mad because you held the elevator for me?” He shot her a charming smile.
She grimaced. “No, I’m mad because I forgot to pick up flowers for my friend who’s having a baby.”
“You, too?” He grinned, the ridiculous grin of someone in love. It reminded her of her reflection this morning, though she wasn’t ready to admit her feelings to Tim. Maybe things were getting better for her and her little…
Crew? Gang? Family?
Part of her veered away from the F-word. Too many bad connections with her crazy parents.
But if their worst problem was Aisha’s unplanned pregnancy on top of Patty’s—
“Is this your first one?” she asked to distract herself.
He hesitated. “Yeah. Sort of.”
“Sort of?”
The garage elevator doors parted, and they stepped into the hospital’s main lobby.
“We broke up before I knew she was pregnant.” He scowled as they crossed to the elevator bank for the hospital itself. “I didn’t find out about it until I got back to town.”
The nagging familiarity of his voice was superseded by her own feelings in regards to deadbeat parents. “You left town?” His scowl deepened. “I travel a lot for work. When I stopped by her apartment to try to work things out this morning, one of her neighbors said she’d left for the hospital. I want to do the right thing—”
“Glad to hear someone does,” Harri grumbled. The elevator dinged, and she followed the crowd onto the car. “Excuse me?” Blue-Eyes stood next to her as the elevator started climbing.
“Sorry, it’s not you.” She shook her head. “My friend’s ex took off right after she learned she was knocked up. I’ve seen too many irresponsible parents.” Mine top the list.
A rueful expression twisted the man’s features. “I hate to side with a scumbag, but, and this is speaking from experience, are you sure he knows?”
Harri opened her mouth, then stopped. No, she wasn’t sure. Patty had said so little about her ex and their circumstances. How many conclusions had she jumped to because of her own childhood issues?
“You’re right.” She matched his slight, sad smile. “I don’t know. I hope things work out better for you and your baby’s mother.”
“So do I,” he murmured.
The bell dinged, and the doors parted. Harri rushed out, but she whirled around and gave her walking companion a thumbs-up gesture while he was still trying to squeeze past the other passengers.
She jogged down the hallway to the room number Arthur had texted her.
“GET IT OUT OF ME!”
Harri winced at Patty’s volume as she entered the delivery room. Despite the screaming, Arthur held Patty’s hand, stroked her forehead with a damp washcloth, and murmured encouraging words to her. He may not be this baby’s father, but he was doing pretty damn good in Harri’s book.
The nurse looked at her. “You Harri Winters?”
Harri nodded.
The nurse grinned. “I think you lost your spot as birthing coach, but let’s get you gowned up anyway.” She took Harri’s bag and chucked it into a closet before she opened a second one and pulled out a bunch of blue material.
“Oh, thank god.” Patty groaned.
Disappointment flashed across Arthur’s face, but when he tried to rise, Patty yanked him back down into his chair. Patty started bawling, real tears for once. “I need you both here!” she wailed.
“We’re here,” Harri crooned as the nurse shook out the plastic-coated disposable gown and held it for Harri to shove her arms in the appropriate spots.
“Yeah, sweetie, we’re both here,” Arthur said. “Everything’s going to be fine.”
The nurse spun Harri around to tie up the back, and she got a glimpse of Blue Eyes with Yellow Daisies outside in the corridor. Poor guy looked totally stricken. Things must not have gone well with his ex. Once he realized she saw him, he pivoted away and took off down the hall.
Damn, if she didn’t have her hands full, she’d go after him. Try to help. But today, there were responsibilities in her personal life she couldn’t shirk. Not when the two women she was closest to needed her. Funny how they both dealt with her personal kryptonite—babies.
* * *
Aisha pushed one more time, but once again, she only went down a couple of feet before she bobbed right back up to the third-floor overhang. She’d managed to distract herself with contracts for other clients and the proposal for Screaming Orgasm. Long enough, she wanted, no, needed a mocha.
She was halfway to the espresso machine when a part of her realized caffeine wasn’t good for the baby. That thought sent her floating through the air until she grabbed the second-floor balcony railing. She had worked her way hand-over-hand to the overhang, but the trick she’d used earlier in her office wasn’t working.
Irritation fluttered through her. She couldn’t stay here. God only knew how long Harri would be at the hospital. And she definitely couldn’t let Rey see this before she figured out how to tell him she was pregnant. Not to mention Screaming Orgasm would arrive for her meeting soon.
Damn it! She definitely needed help this time.
Aisha handwalked along the overhang ceiling until she reached one of the antique light fixtures. Clinging to the chain with her legs, she pulled her phone out of the front pocket of her slacks. She stared at the device for a full minute before she thumbed Tim’s number.
“Hello?”
“Can you come up to the law office, please?”
“What’s wrong? Can you talk?”
Aisha rolled her eyes. Of course, he went right into superhero mode. “I’m okay. I just need a little help reaching the espresso machine.” She hesitated for a second before she added, “And can you bring a pole?”
“O-o-o-kay. I’ll be right up.” The signal went dead. Of course, he’d be checking the security cameras first, wondering what the hell was going on. But the micro devices were all pointed toward doors and windows, normal entry points, not at the art deco light fixtures hanging from the atrium ceiling.
The basement door to his lab and quarters opened, and Tim’s red hair poked through. “Aisha?”
“Up here.”
He entered the law office proper, dragging a pole with a loop of rope attached, and stared up at her. “Should I even ask?”
“No,” she growled.
Tim glanced around the reception area. “Where is everybody?”
“Rey got called in before our alarm went off. Professor Triassic unleashed a herd of dinosaurs on downtown Hermanville, and the governor issued a state of emergency. Arthur took Patty to the hospital since she’s in labor, and Harri followed them.”
“Patty’s having her baby, and you led with the dinosaur story?”
“Forget about both of them, and get me down!”
Tim tried to reach her from his spot on the floor, but the pole wasn’t long enough. He climbed up on Patty’s desk. Aisha prayed the used furniture would hold under his weight. Most their money had gone into security measures for the Lechuza Building instead of furniture once they’d learned a top-secret black ops division of superheroes had made problems for both Rey and Tim in the past.
And then tried to kill her and Harri over the last month, though they backed off after one of their operatives, Seismic Shift, was busted by the FBI, thanks to their law firm.
Aisha held her breath until Tim managed to lasso her right ankle on his third try. He carefully climbed down from Patty’s desk as she worked her way down the light fixture’s chain until she clung to the wide glass and steel bowl that shielded the actual bulbs.
“You need to let go so I can get you the rest of the way down,” Tim said gently.
Aisha glanced up. She couldn’t stay here forever. But if he couldn’t hold her down, they could both float up to the third-floor ceiling. And it was an awfully long way to the first floor if this floating ability of the baby’s, and she was pretty damn sure it was the baby, cut out. Tim could be seriously injured. Or die.
And Harri would never forgive her.
“Aisha?”
She let go of the light fixture. He slid the pole backwards, hand over hand, until she could grab his shirt. He let the pole drop, but his firm grip on her waist helped her settle on the antique tile floor. She blew out a deep breath. “You okay?”
She nodded.
He peered into her eyes. “You gonna tell me what’s going on?”
Aisha couldn’t meet his earnest gaze. “I can’t. Not until…”
“You tell Rey.”
She lifted her head and stared at him.
He ran a hand through his unruly red hair. “I guess the office nursery has just been bumped to the top of the priority list.”
“Wha—NO!”
Tim glanced down for a split second before his eyes met hers again. “Then why have you been rubbing your abdomen?” A wry smile tilted his mouth before he added, “My wife used to do the same thing before our son started moving. Like she couldn’t believe it was really happening.”
The light-headed feeling returned with a fury, and Aisha flailed as she started to rise. Tim grabbed her hand and pulled her back down.
She clung to him. “Please, please, give me a chance to tell Rey myself—”
“Tell me what?” said a familiar male voice from above them.
She looked up to see Rey peering over the balcony with an odd expression. At least, he was wearing civilian clothes since her new client would be here any minute. With a start, she realized she was still clinging to Tim. She abruptly let go, only to shoot toward the ceiling.
Rey launched himself from the balcony and caught her. Before Aisha could say a word, knocking on the glass partition made them both look down.
A woman with wild purple, green, and blue hair stood behind the bulletproof glass at the main entry. She was bent over so she could look up at them, showing off ample cleavage in the process. The woman reached up and jabbed the intercom button. “Excuse me. I’ve got a ten o’clock appointment.” She grinned. “I didn’t realize when y’all said you were superhero attorneys, you meant it literally.”
Aisha’s face heated. Of course, Screaming Orgasm would arrive in time to see this fiasco. This whole situation was rapidly turning into a TV sitcom, and that definitely wasn’t the image she or Harri wanted to portray.
“Tim, would you be kind enough to buzz in Ms. Orgasm?” Aisha called down. She turned to Rey and lowered her voice. “Honey, we need to talk, but I’ve got to deal with our client first. Patty went into labor, and Harri’s at the hospital with her.”
“All right.” His brilliant smile lit his entire face. “But I expect full disclosure over lunch because I don’t think Harri would be happy seeing you hugging Tim either.”
No, she definitely wouldn’t. Tim and Harri each had a ton of personal baggage to fight through before either one would openly admit they had feelings for the other.
Aisha smiled back, even though her stomach was a mass of knots. “I promise, honey. Full disclosure. After Screaming Orgasm leaves, which may be later this afternoon. Right now, I need to be on the first floor.”
He carefully flew them both to where Tim waited with Screaming Orgasm.
After he released her, she kept a firm grip on his arm with her left hand while she held out her right one. “Hello, I’m Aisha Franklin.”
The superheroine shook her hand. “Pleasure to meet you.” Her gaze flicked between Tim and Rey. “Do you have an all-male staff, Ms. Franklin?”
Not sure if the emotion in Screaming Orgasm’s eyes was speculation or concern, Aisha shrugged. “We’re evenly split, but the firm’s other partner is at Canyon Pointe General—”
Orgasm’s eyes widened.
“—because our paralegal went into labor this morning. I haven’t had a chance to call the temp agency yet.”
“Yeah, the floating around thing would put a crimp in your day.” Orgasm’s eyes twinkled. Aisha could have sworn the superheroine’s irises were made of glitter.
Aisha gestured at the two men. “Tim handles security for Winters & Franklin. I assure you any information you give us will remain private within the bounds of the law. Rey—” She faltered for a moment before she could come up with a good excuse. “—works for our contractor. We’re renovating the upper floors for expansion.”
“Hi.” Orgasm batted her eyelashes and shook the men’s hands.
“Would you like some coffee before we get started?” Aisha said.
“Rey, why don’t you help Ms. Franklin to her office?” Tim interjected. He turned to Orgasm. “What’s your drink? We have a full-service espresso machine. Ms. Franklin’s usual is a large no-fat, no-whip mocha with sugar-free peppermint.”
“That sounds delicious!” Orgasm gave him a coy look. “But I don’t suppose I could have mine with raspberry syrup instead?”
“No problem.” Tim waved toward Aisha’s office. “I’ll bring them in for you ladies.”
Aisha bit her tongue to keep from objecting. Maybe a little caffeine wouldn’t hurt the baby if it calmed her down enough to do her job.
Aisha led the way to her office. Sort of. Rey had to act as her guide dog so she wouldn’t float up to the ceiling again. Once inside, she said, “Office chair.”
Normally, she and Harri conducted initial client interviews on the couches that took up a good chunk of her office. The mood felt homier and relaxed the client.
However, Harri wasn’t here. And Aisha could hook her toes under the wheel braces of her desk chair so she wouldn’t float away. As soon as she and Orgasm were settled, Rey left the room, closing the door behind him.
“Wow!” The superheroine giggled. “My sister was not joking about how good-looking Captain Justice is in person.”
“Excuse me?” Aisha paused in reaching for a pen and raised an eyebrow.
“It’s the eyes, Ms. Franklin. Those gold-brown eyes of his are a dead giveaway.” Orgasm fanned herself. “But the TV does not do him justice if you’ll pardon the pun.”
Enough was enough. Aisha could be honest enough to admit there was a wee bit of jealousy over the superheroine ogling her boyfriend, but the rest of her trepidation was pure lawyer. They didn’t need a plant by Corvus. She folded her hands over the legal pad in front of her. “Why are you really here, Screaming Orgasm?”
She blinked her glittery eyes. “Like I said on the phone, I need help rebranding my image. Cobblestone said you were awesome, not to mention I saw you on TV—”
“What’s your relationship with Seismic Shift?” Aisha asked coolly.
Screaming Orgasm’s glittery eyes hardened. “I don’t care what Seismic Shit told you or anyone else, I didn’t sleep with him. I mean, come on! He’s old!”
Aisha bit her tongue to keep from smiling at Orgasm’s use of Harri’s favorite nickname for the disgraced and jailed superhero. It would be a lot funnier if he hadn’t come so damn close to killing Harri.
More than once.
“Did Byron Trubble ever mention us?” Aisha asked.
“Who?” A perplexed expression appeared on the superheroine’s face.
“A friend of Shit, er, Shift’s.” So much for professional demeanor.
“Doesn’t ring a bell.” Orgasm shook her head and spread her fingers wide. “Look, I know Shit threatened the nurse Cobblestone has a crush on. If you think I’d go along with that stuff, you’re wrong. The reason I’m here is because Cobblestone said you weren’t sleazy assholes looking to make a buck. I was also under the impression he had already talked to you about me—”
“He did.” Aisha gave her best client-reassuring smile. “But he’s a very sweet guy with the proverbial heart of gold. I had to make sure you weren’t taking advantage of him. I look out for my clients.” She leaned forward. “All my clients.”
An impish grin replaced the girl’s disturbed expression. “Understood. I’ll keep my hands off Captain Justice.”
Aisha leaned back. The superheroine wasn’t as dumb as the image she liked to project. And unless Screaming Orgasm was one hell of an actress, she hadn’t been sucked into Corvus’s orbit.
“So, Ms. Orgasm, what exactly would you like Winters & Franklin to help you with?” Aisha picked up her pen.
The superheroine took a deep breath. “I want the public to take me seriously as a hero. Everyone takes my sister Sourpuss seriously. Hell, we come from a line of heroes. Our grandmother was Rue Liberty for crying out loud. But the only endorsements I can get are for the legal brothels in Nevada!”
Aisha bit her tongue to keep from pointing out the obvious. “About your powers—can you use your sonic blast when you’re not, um, in the throes of, um…”
A confused expression appeared on Orgasm’s face. “Of course I can, but where’s the fun in that?”
Thankfully, Tim brought in their mochas. It was going to be a very long day.
Friday, March 22, 2019
Hero Ad Hoc - Chapter 1
Hero Ad Hoc comes out on Monday, April 15th. Consider it a little stress relief after you get your taxes done (for those of us in the U.S.).
In the meantime, here's a special preview!
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Aisha Franklin stared at her brand-new office carpet nearly a yard beneath her favorite Christian Louboutin stilettos. And the carpet was drifting farther away by the second.
“How the hell do I get down!”
Her best friend and legal partner Harri Winters stared up at her. “Honey, I don’t even know how you’re flying to begin with.”
“I’m not flying!” Aisha yelled. In her panic, she bounced up another foot. “I’m floating, and I can’t get down!”
Harri waved her hands. “Keep your voice down. We don’t need to freak out the neighborhood.”
Aisha glared at Harri. “I’m pregnant, I’m floating in mid-air, and we exclusively represent superheroes. Not to mention, our IT guy is a former supervillain. I doubt if this is the weirdest thing they’ve ever seen or heard.”
But Harri was right. Aisha glanced at her windows. She’d opened her office blinds when she came downstairs. Thankfully, their building was on the downtrodden Canyon Block, and no one was on the sidewalk this early in the morning.
“It is when you’re not a super.” Harri crossed her arms. “I can’t leave you like this, but I can’t reach you. Do you want me to call Rey?”
“No!” Aisha winced as her head bumped against the plaster medallion on her office ceiling, but it gave her an idea. She reached up and pushed hard against the ornamentation.
The floor rushed toward her, and she stumbled slightly on her leopard print stilettos when she landed. She straightened. So far, her feet remained in contact with the carpet.
Harri sagged. “Do I need to get a rope and tie you to your desk? Because I can’t stay here and babysit.”
When the weird light-headed feeling rushed through her again, Aisha grabbed the edge of her desk. Just in case. “What are you talking about? We’ve got a meeting with a new client this morning.”
“You can handle Screaming Orgasm. Rebranding her will be totally in your court anyway.” Harri dropped her arms to her sides. “I came in to let you know Patty’s in labor. I need to get to the hospital.”
“Why are you in here yakking with me?” Aisha made shooing motions. “You need to get her there before her water breaks. You’re her birthing coach.”
“It already broke, and Arthur already took her.”
At Harri’s grimace, Aisha realized the real problem. “He spent the night with her, and she didn’t tell you before they left for the hospital.”
“Keep your phone in your pocket.” Harri looked around the office, ignoring her own feelings as usual. “If you get into trouble again, call Tim. He’s downstairs tinkering.” She finally met Aisha’s gaze again. “We’ll talk about your situation as soon as I get back. I promise.”
“I know.” She gave Harri a wry smile. “Sorry, I freaked out on you.”
Harri chuckled. “It can’t be any worse than what Rey did.”
Aisha nibbled her lower lip.
Harri’s face fell. “You did tell him, didn’t you? Oh, God, please tell me he’s the father."
“Of course, he’s the father,” Aisha snapped. “Why do think I was freaking out? He doesn’t need this shit when he’s just getting his career off the ground!”
“Given the circumstances, I totally get why you’re upset, but I really need to go. I’ll call you once Patty has delivered.” Harri waggled the fingers of her right hand before she marched out of the office.
Aisha held her breath until she heard the side door shut, followed by the distinctive thud of the deadbolt and the beep of the security system. Was Harri that irritated about Aisha’s pregnancy she was abusing the building?
Aisha released her breath and her hold on the edge of her desk. No, Harri was probably freaking out about being Patty’s birthing coach, and half-afraid she would ask the same. Which she wouldn’t do because Rey would be there.
Wouldn’t he?
The panic from the six pregnancy tests reared its ugly head again.
And she immediately started floating upward again.
She dug her fingertips around the wooden lip of the desk and pulled herself down. She couldn’t lose it. Not today. Not with a new client coming in this morning.
Ah, who the hell was she kidding. She’d already lost it.
How the hell was she going to explain this to Rey? She’d told him she couldn’t get pregnant. That’s what all those damned expensive fertility experts had said after she’d already lost one ovary to an ectopic pregnancy. Calvin had left her because of what those doctors had said. The kicker had been last month when her doctor said she’d started perimenopause.
Her fingers twitched. God, she needed a cigarette. But she didn’t dare. Not now.
She rubbed her still flat belly. There was someone else she needed to worry about for the next eight months. And she knew exactly what she was going to tell Rey.
Because Captain Justice sure as hell couldn’t be seen with a family, no matter how she felt about the man behind the mask.
In the meantime, here's a special preview!
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Aisha Franklin stared at her brand-new office carpet nearly a yard beneath her favorite Christian Louboutin stilettos. And the carpet was drifting farther away by the second.
“How the hell do I get down!”
Her best friend and legal partner Harri Winters stared up at her. “Honey, I don’t even know how you’re flying to begin with.”
“I’m not flying!” Aisha yelled. In her panic, she bounced up another foot. “I’m floating, and I can’t get down!”
Harri waved her hands. “Keep your voice down. We don’t need to freak out the neighborhood.”
Aisha glared at Harri. “I’m pregnant, I’m floating in mid-air, and we exclusively represent superheroes. Not to mention, our IT guy is a former supervillain. I doubt if this is the weirdest thing they’ve ever seen or heard.”
But Harri was right. Aisha glanced at her windows. She’d opened her office blinds when she came downstairs. Thankfully, their building was on the downtrodden Canyon Block, and no one was on the sidewalk this early in the morning.
“It is when you’re not a super.” Harri crossed her arms. “I can’t leave you like this, but I can’t reach you. Do you want me to call Rey?”
“No!” Aisha winced as her head bumped against the plaster medallion on her office ceiling, but it gave her an idea. She reached up and pushed hard against the ornamentation.
The floor rushed toward her, and she stumbled slightly on her leopard print stilettos when she landed. She straightened. So far, her feet remained in contact with the carpet.
Harri sagged. “Do I need to get a rope and tie you to your desk? Because I can’t stay here and babysit.”
When the weird light-headed feeling rushed through her again, Aisha grabbed the edge of her desk. Just in case. “What are you talking about? We’ve got a meeting with a new client this morning.”
“You can handle Screaming Orgasm. Rebranding her will be totally in your court anyway.” Harri dropped her arms to her sides. “I came in to let you know Patty’s in labor. I need to get to the hospital.”
“Why are you in here yakking with me?” Aisha made shooing motions. “You need to get her there before her water breaks. You’re her birthing coach.”
“It already broke, and Arthur already took her.”
At Harri’s grimace, Aisha realized the real problem. “He spent the night with her, and she didn’t tell you before they left for the hospital.”
“Keep your phone in your pocket.” Harri looked around the office, ignoring her own feelings as usual. “If you get into trouble again, call Tim. He’s downstairs tinkering.” She finally met Aisha’s gaze again. “We’ll talk about your situation as soon as I get back. I promise.”
“I know.” She gave Harri a wry smile. “Sorry, I freaked out on you.”
Harri chuckled. “It can’t be any worse than what Rey did.”
Aisha nibbled her lower lip.
Harri’s face fell. “You did tell him, didn’t you? Oh, God, please tell me he’s the father."
“Of course, he’s the father,” Aisha snapped. “Why do think I was freaking out? He doesn’t need this shit when he’s just getting his career off the ground!”
“Given the circumstances, I totally get why you’re upset, but I really need to go. I’ll call you once Patty has delivered.” Harri waggled the fingers of her right hand before she marched out of the office.
Aisha held her breath until she heard the side door shut, followed by the distinctive thud of the deadbolt and the beep of the security system. Was Harri that irritated about Aisha’s pregnancy she was abusing the building?
Aisha released her breath and her hold on the edge of her desk. No, Harri was probably freaking out about being Patty’s birthing coach, and half-afraid she would ask the same. Which she wouldn’t do because Rey would be there.
Wouldn’t he?
The panic from the six pregnancy tests reared its ugly head again.
And she immediately started floating upward again.
She dug her fingertips around the wooden lip of the desk and pulled herself down. She couldn’t lose it. Not today. Not with a new client coming in this morning.
Ah, who the hell was she kidding. She’d already lost it.
How the hell was she going to explain this to Rey? She’d told him she couldn’t get pregnant. That’s what all those damned expensive fertility experts had said after she’d already lost one ovary to an ectopic pregnancy. Calvin had left her because of what those doctors had said. The kicker had been last month when her doctor said she’d started perimenopause.
Her fingers twitched. God, she needed a cigarette. But she didn’t dare. Not now.
She rubbed her still flat belly. There was someone else she needed to worry about for the next eight months. And she knew exactly what she was going to tell Rey.
Because Captain Justice sure as hell couldn’t be seen with a family, no matter how she felt about the man behind the mask.
Thursday, March 14, 2019
Another Pre-order - Hero Ad Hoc!
I'll post a few sample chapters next week for y'all to peruse.
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