Here's the first unedited chapter of the next 888-555-HERO book!
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Jeremy Harkness examined the business plan his husband Leonardo had set on the counter while he chopped mushrooms for their breakfast omelets. The idea was sound, but…
He set aside the knife and looked up at Leo who perched on a stool on the opposite side of their kitchen island. “But why, darling?”
“Why, what?” Leonardo frowned.
“I don’t understand why you’d want to design for the hoi polloi, baby doll,” Jeremy answered.
“The general public is not the hoi polloi, and no offense—” Leonardo hesitated a moment before he blurted, “I want a little something to call my own. I hate feeling like I’m riding on your dress train.”
“You’re not—” Jeremy started to protest.
“If we don’t promote Elaine, she’s going to leave to start her own salon.” Leonardo pantomimed trading one thing for another. “Besides Rey already set aside space for us in the new Canyon Block shopping complex.”
Rey Garcia, aka the superhero Black Falcon, was generous to a fault. He, or rather his attorneys, finally managed to close on the city block that had housed Canyon Industries, Canyon Pointe’s largest employer until the company collapsed nearly three decades ago. Rey was making sure the homeless folks he knew had jobs and places to live since he had been one of them not so long ago.
Not to mention Rey made Jeremy’s foster sister Aisha so damn happy. It was hard to hate the man for being good-looking and a total sweetheart, too.
Jeremy nodded. “All right. We can withdraw the money from one of our money market funds—”
“No.” Leonardo held up his right palm. “I’ve already set aside the capital I will need.”
“Leonardo Chen Harkness!” Jeremy laid his palm on his chest. “You have secret money I don’t know about?”
“Quit being a drama queen.” Leonardo scowled. “I’ve been squirreling away money in my fun account for years.”
Jeremy sighed and bit his lower lip. He’d been the one to insist they have separate accounts for their own personal use so neither of them had to justify such spending to the other spouse. His bio parents had some rather nasty fights over Dad’s race track betting and Mom’s shoe shopping before they tossed Jeremy out of the house. He sighed. The ’rents probably still had those same fights.
Assuming they were still together. Jeremy hadn’t bothered checking up on them.
“Don’t give me the sigh of disbelief,” Leonardo said crossly.
Jeremy leaned his elbows on the counter and took Leonardo’s hands in his. “It was the sigh of self-disgust that I was on the verge of acting like my bio ’rents. And for that, I sincerely apologize, my love.”
Leonardo flashed a sweet smile. “All’s forgiven.” He leaned closer and pecked Jeremy on the lips.
“Can I see some of your designs?” Jeremy asked when they parted.
“Not yet,” Leonardo said.
A little twinge of anxiety raced along Jeremy’s nerves. He knew it was a stupid reaction to what Ryan had done to him fifteen years ago. And it definitely wasn’t fair to compare that asshole to Leonardo.
“I’m actually working with Susan Kennedy,” Leonardo continued. “She’s been designing jewelry on the side.”
“She is?” Jeremy blinked, but he didn’t know why he was surprised. His foster sisters’ law partner was a fountain of odd talents. “Wait a minute! Was she where you came up with the idea for the earring comms for the supers who wear jewelry?”
Leonardo nodded. “I said one set she showed me was big enough to hide Timmy’s equipment, and we got to talking.”
Jeremy was a big enough queen to admit his feelings were hurt, but he also wanted his husband to be happy. “Just make sure you have someone look over any partnership papers before you sign anything.”
Leonardo’s eyes widened. “Do you really think Susan would screw me over?”
Jeremy chuckled. “Only if she really wants Harri and Aisha to pound the crap out of her. But this is your baby, and I’ll stay out of your way, muffin.”
His phone chose that moment to dance along the surface of the island’s granite countertop to the tune of Helen Reddy’s “I Am Woman.” Even odder was the caller ID showed Melanie’s personal number, not their alter ego, Ultramegaperson.
He tapped the answer icon. “What’s up, doll?”
“I have a personal question for you and a request,” the throaty voice of the world’s most powerful super said. “Remember that producer Dale I’ve been dating?”
“You’ve mentioned him.” Jeremy grabbed his phone and stepped back to lean against the sink counter. Leonardo pulled the cutting board towards himself and started mincing the garlic.
“He wants to know if my designer would like to be involved in a nationally televised reality show where eight designers for superheroes would compete to dress twelve brand-new supers.”
“Mel, you know I like my privacy when it comes to designing supersuits,” Jeremy said.
“Which is the reason I’m calling you instead of my boyfriend Dale calling you.” Mel gave an exaggerated sigh. “You know I’d be the last person on the planet to out your secret designing skills, but since you design for a large number of other heroes, he really wants you to participate in his show.”
“What’s the catch?” Jeremy said.
“One of the twelve people the contestants will be designing for is a supervillain.”
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