Monday, August 22, 2011
For my Day Job, I work at a card and gift shop at one of the local malls. Tax-Free Weekend usually means Dead-as-a-Doornail Weekend because, well, we're not exactly a kid-focused business. Not to mention, the last thing frazzled parents are thinking about the weekend before school starts is birthday cards and Precious Moment figurines.
This weekend was the exception. We had received a shipment of plush Angry Birds.
I've never played Angry Birds, so a nineteen-year-old co-worker had to explain the game to me. Frankly, if someone slingshotted me at pigs, I'd be pissed too.
Anyway, we not only made sales goal on Tax-Free Weekend, we went way beyond goal thanks to parents bribing their kids into good behavior.
So to all the kids, thanks for not giving your parents grief and netting me my bonus for the month.
And to the Angry Birds, I promise never to launch you at pigs. I've seen the Hitchcock movie. Your rage ain't pretty.